Sunday 20 June 2010

Why are you not dead?


Ozzy Osbourne has done everything; he's eaten bats, broken his neck in a quad biking accident and used drugs for 40 Years. This is why scientists are spending £27,000 on finding out why he isn't dead yet.

At 61, it is a miracle he is still living, not just because he lives with his wife Sharon(although he has once tried to strangle her). Scientists want to look at his genetic code to see if his body has special talents in absorbing harmful substances.

Ozzy has admitted to drinking until he passed then when waking up carry on drinking until he passed out again, and then carry on this procedure for a number of cycles. What I would call a "get rinsed and repeat" method.

You would have thought scientists could spend their time looking at how to beat cancer or how to feed the world. But then again people could use this information to get hammered to their hearts content!

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