A crazed 26-year-old stormed into the lair of the Hells Angels, just north of Munich on Sunday. He then proceeded to flash his gonads and let rip by unloading a puppy (no pun intended) at the unsuspecting gang members before fleeing from the puzzled victims.
After picking up his getaway vehicle of a Bulldozer from the neighbouring construction site the puppy weilding savage proudly 'rolled' down the middle of the road with plenty of swagger. Not realising that during his escape his rubber burning machine had only reached a maximum speed of 8mph he had caused a 3 mile tail back through a nearby town.
He was then seized by the German police, However it was still unclear of what had caused the valiant soldier to attack, but it was said that the student had been suffering from depression, why this causes him to go around hurling puppies i have no idea.
No one was harmed in the ferocious attack, not even the puppy.
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