Donald Duck? He's one to look out for.

Police in Massillon, Ohio have arrested a man for drink driving and when they asked for his name he gave "Donald Duck" after some quick research the police found that this man was actually called Donald duck.

I reckon this guy is a regular drunk and on his last adventure managed to change his name (or his mother is a hero) but this time he only managed to make it to the Drive through Pizzeria where he found fun in repeatedly bumping into the car in front before the police picked him up.

The Credit Crunch hits Santa

It's well known that Father Christmas is a very generous guy, and it's also well known that we are in hard times but it was never expected that Santa would have to result to crime to fuel his seemingly harmless addiction of spreading joy.

As it turns out though 'the guy who sees everything' is running low on the green stuff (not weed, he has plenty). So on his way back to the North Pole Santa made a stop off to a shop in Berlin wielding a pistol and demanded money stating that, "even Santa needs to pay the elves" (as though other people go around paying elves).

Unsurprisingly he escaped, the guy can fly around the world delivering presents in one night so this must have been small work.

So next time you put up signs telling Father Christmas to "stop here" think twice.

Driver hits only object in car park.

Some people have to drive around for hours just to find a parking space, and some take hours getting into a parking space, but this guy didn't worry about that as the only issue for him was the ticket machine right in the middle. But he still managed to collide straight into the ticket vendor in an empty car park with hundreds of spaces around him.

I like to think that he thought that if he drove into the machine he could say that the ticket machine was not working because some idiot has driven into it and he would not get a ticket. But it turns out he is having to pay a lot more than his £1.50 parking fee.

Cucumber dick!

A hungarian women bought this cucumber from a shop for her dinner. When she got it home she realised how wonderfully sculpded the vegetable was.

She refused to chop it up because she said, "I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn't have the heart to cut it up,"
This guy must be the luckiest man on earth because he either has a dick as long as his leg, or his wife has just lied to the whole world about how well endowed he is.

To do list: 'go on the rob' and 'sell weed'

After doing a stop and earch on the suspicious looking Thomas Franks, police discovered his plan for the day.

On the list was: Sell push bike
Go on the rob
Get a job
Sell weed

He said he was in need of the cash to 'fix his playstation.' But luckily for him, 'go on the rob was not checked off' but he still pleaded guilty of having 21g of weed on him.

What else is there to do but drink?

After crashing and rolling his car, Paul sneddon could not escape the wreckage that had been his car. He had crashed after a drinking session and was returning home.

He rang 999 and asked for the appropriate services, but while waiting he cracked open another can and just sat enjoying the breeze (why not? he wasn't going anywhere.) He told the court that he "had nothing else to do." When asked how much he had had he replied, "plenty".

He was banned from driving and fined a considerable amount.

I think a round of aplause is needed!

This heroic warrior was captured by CCTV trying to get a box of beer after he has obviously been through a few already. After entering the shop the guy walks straight (straight-ish) for the beer cabinet and chooses his favourite and attempts to leave the shop. The video shows what happens next.



I think one of the best things about this video is the fact that it shows you that this scene took place at just after 10 am.

This, is one true LAD.