A hungarian women bought this cucumber from a shop for her dinner. When she got it home she realised how wonderfully sculpded the vegetable was.
She refused to chop it up because she said, "I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn't have the heart to cut it up,"
This guy must be the luckiest man on earth because he either has a dick as long as his leg, or his wife has just lied to the whole world about how well endowed he is.
