Donald Duck? He's one to look out for.

Police in Massillon, Ohio have arrested a man for drink driving and when they asked for his name he gave "Donald Duck" after some quick research the police found that this man was actually called Donald duck.

I reckon this guy is a regular drunk and on his last adventure managed to change his name (or his mother is a hero) but this time he only managed to make it to the Drive through Pizzeria where he found fun in repeatedly bumping into the car in front before the police picked him up.

What else is there to do but drink?

After crashing and rolling his car, Paul sneddon could not escape the wreckage that had been his car. He had crashed after a drinking session and was returning home.

He rang 999 and asked for the appropriate services, but while waiting he cracked open another can and just sat enjoying the breeze (why not? he wasn't going anywhere.) He told the court that he "had nothing else to do." When asked how much he had had he replied, "plenty".

He was banned from driving and fined a considerable amount.