That's got to hurt your dignity...

While trying to rob a Jewellery store in Northampton, a gang of six men were interrupted by a 71 year old women wielding a handbag, She then proceeded to 'batter' them until they fled...

Ann Timson, who often has to have the aid of a wheel chair states that she was sore for day after the escapade, and she claims that it was a short burst of adrenaline that helped her through the ordeal.

She has decided to place her weapon of choice on eBay in case anyone wants to buy it. (don't mock... that thing came up trumps over sledge hammers and helmets.)

To do list: 'go on the rob' and 'sell weed'

After doing a stop and earch on the suspicious looking Thomas Franks, police discovered his plan for the day.

On the list was: Sell push bike
Go on the rob
Get a job
Sell weed

He said he was in need of the cash to 'fix his playstation.' But luckily for him, 'go on the rob was not checked off' but he still pleaded guilty of having 21g of weed on him.