Man wins £1.4m in a fluke £2 bet...

Heating engineer Steve Whiteley said he had only gone to Exeter racecourse because it was free to get in.
He placed a £2 accumulator bet at the suggestion of his mates, and then watched in disbelief as, one-by-one, his horses came in.
It is by far the biggest Tote jackpot ever won, and Mr Whiteley is the first ordinary punter to win it - it has only been done previously by a syndicate and a professional gambler.
If the starting prices of all of the horses he backed are added together, the combined odds of him winning were just over 870,000-1.
To win the accumulator Mr Whiteley, from North Tawton, had to pick the winners of all six races at the meet.

That's got to hurt your dignity...

While trying to rob a Jewellery store in Northampton, a gang of six men were interrupted by a 71 year old women wielding a handbag, She then proceeded to 'batter' them until they fled...

Ann Timson, who often has to have the aid of a wheel chair states that she was sore for day after the escapade, and she claims that it was a short burst of adrenaline that helped her through the ordeal.

She has decided to place her weapon of choice on eBay in case anyone wants to buy it. (don't mock... that thing came up trumps over sledge hammers and helmets.)

Those Fish Know Too Much!!!

A 16 year old Burglar has been arrested after he broke into two houses and stole a number of goods. (Standard Procedure)

But it also turned out that he had poured Ketchup and Mustard into a fish tank in one of the houses, poisoning and killing 5 fish. When questioned on this his answer was that he "didn't want to leave any witnesses."

What a nut-job.

Just munching on my Soap...

I like soap... It keeps me clean...
This woman likes soap.. She eats it...

A rare medical condition has left Tempestt Henderson, from Florida, eating up to five bars of soap a week.

It's the toxic compulsion that doctors claim could kill her. But this 19-year-old girl claims she is hopelessly addicted... to eating soap.

Donald Duck? He's one to look out for.

Police in Massillon, Ohio have arrested a man for drink driving and when they asked for his name he gave "Donald Duck" after some quick research the police found that this man was actually called Donald duck.

I reckon this guy is a regular drunk and on his last adventure managed to change his name (or his mother is a hero) but this time he only managed to make it to the Drive through Pizzeria where he found fun in repeatedly bumping into the car in front before the police picked him up.