A burger van has been seized by police in Driffield, East Yorkshire, after complaints by outraged residents that they have been seducing male customers in by playing porn while they wait for their burger on a portable television inside.
It wasn't like they could hide the fact that they were offering a free DVD to anyone who payed more than a fiver as inside a sign read "Personal service guaranteed. Free Porno!"
Undercover police officers first investigated the van and really took the case undercover, if you get what I mean. When all the Porn was seized it was sent to East Riding courts trading standards, so they could knock one off as well.
A policeman gave a statement saying "It's hard to imagine that someone would offer porn to try and increase their sales," but I'm managing alright.
damn...not a good way to increase sales!!
ReplyDeletebut for some...i guess they wud die to get a free porn cd!
haha, but if there was one burger van selling just burgers and one selling burgers and porn, which would you go to?!
ReplyDeleteHell I knew they were freaky deaky down in Yorkshire but porno burger combo is just plain weird.
ReplyDeleteIt just makes you think, what will be next? then again, i don't want to think!
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