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Monday 21 June 2010
2 Years Old - Puffing like a chimney!
The two year old had his first fag when he was just one year old, now he is smoking 40 cigarettes a day and will throw a tantrum if he doesn't get one.
It's not all bad news though as Adri, has managed to start to cut down after going on a 'therapy focused on playing' course, now only smoking a tiny 20 cigarettes a day. But it is not enough as the 4 stone 2 year old costs his parents £3.78 a day, where the minimum wage is £69 a month. He rolls around on a toy truck blowing smoke like he is some kind of mafia hit man.
His father Mohamed, says that "he gets extremely angry if we don't give him a cigarette, he starts to batter his head against the wall and say he feels dizzy and sick." (well you would if you just smashed your head against a wall).
His parents have been given the incentive of a brand new car by the government if they can get their raging druggie of a son to stop his addiction. (It's not the prolonged life or the increased fitness of their child, or even the amount of money a day they are spending, but a new car that does the trick!! good parents!!)
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poor guy.... :(
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