That's got to hurt your dignity...

While trying to rob a Jewellery store in Northampton, a gang of six men were interrupted by a 71 year old women wielding a handbag, She then proceeded to 'batter' them until they fled...

Ann Timson, who often has to have the aid of a wheel chair states that she was sore for day after the escapade, and she claims that it was a short burst of adrenaline that helped her through the ordeal.

She has decided to place her weapon of choice on eBay in case anyone wants to buy it. (don't mock... that thing came up trumps over sledge hammers and helmets.)

Those Fish Know Too Much!!!

A 16 year old Burglar has been arrested after he broke into two houses and stole a number of goods. (Standard Procedure)

But it also turned out that he had poured Ketchup and Mustard into a fish tank in one of the houses, poisoning and killing 5 fish. When questioned on this his answer was that he "didn't want to leave any witnesses."

What a nut-job.

Just munching on my Soap...

I like soap... It keeps me clean...
This woman likes soap.. She eats it...

A rare medical condition has left Tempestt Henderson, from Florida, eating up to five bars of soap a week.

It's the toxic compulsion that doctors claim could kill her. But this 19-year-old girl claims she is hopelessly addicted... to eating soap.